I totally locked eyes with this person after they told me my glasses looked nice and said “Thank you, I thought they were for the ladies”. They countered by hold on to their ID for like a split second too long and gave me the bedroom eyes.

I hope I never see that person again.

Now, I’m a man who likes to drink. And I for some reason become super productive when I do. Or at least I think I am. Often times I will find word documents that I can’t exactly explain. Here are a few of them.

Entitled simply “The Long Day”:

It was going to be a long day. After all he has to tell the love of his life that he may have given her girlfriend cancer out of spite.

Entitled: “Short Film Time Travel”:

Short film idea: A man has been haunted his entire life by himself, time traveling and giving him horrible warnings of things he doesn’t understand. All about the paranoia he faces each day as him from the future tries to warn him. Each time he appears he’s more bedraggled and less recognizably human.

There’s something in that I guess.

I’ll post my REAL and DEBATABLY HIGH QUALITY when its not 4 am.

Edit: I seriously wonder if I reviewed or edited them a bit because they aren’t as incoherent as I had hoped

I am preemptively saying that few people will follow this. I will post writing shit that I did at some point.